Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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