she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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