guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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