Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
