I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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