You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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