If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I have aggressive nipples.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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