I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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