I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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