No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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