whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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