Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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