they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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