i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Randomize
