hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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