i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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