Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm at about main and main street
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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