Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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