am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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