Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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