I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize
