Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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