Dual....:-)
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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