He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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