Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
My pussy is not your playground.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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