Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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