is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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