Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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