Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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