Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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