Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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