: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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