I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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