how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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