Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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