Its about making memories worth repressing
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Randomize
