weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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