i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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