I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Did you pee in the oven last night??
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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