Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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