Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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