so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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