But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Randomize
