Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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