So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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