just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
