spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Im part way to drunk.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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