so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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