it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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