Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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