So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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