I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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