I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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