Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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